Thursday, May 5, 2016

Bob Hope

June 1, 2012 by  
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. – Bob Hope

Charles M. Schulz

June 1, 2012 by  
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Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. – Charles M. Schulz

Albert Einstein

May 18, 2012 by  
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Ellen DeGeners

May 18, 2012 by  
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is. – Ellen DeGeners.

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